Another trendy article - Monokinis, in style or not?

HEEEEEEEY,
I've always wanted to be that guy that goes "HEYYYYYYY!" in all the top songs. Wouldn't that be awesome? Get paid so much money for a hey, and those are like almost every one's favorite parts. Anyway Soffe fans, some of you commented, so as we speak I'm like so high-fiveing you. Hypothetical high-fives everyone!
Ok, time for another trend. Whoo. Yeah. Fosizzle. What am I saying? Anywayz, it's summer time, which means it's bathing suit time. The latest bathing suit trend has been- the monokinis.
This bathing suit is so unrealistic to real body images. The only people who can pull this off are people with no hips (like that model in my other posting). And um, you're suppose to have hips. How else you gonna rock the Soffe shorts?
Have you seen Lady Gaga's music videos? She can't wear one for her life. I love her songs and voice, but she's got curves. Curves don't go in hip-widening bathing suits or leotards. You too, Beyonce.
Personally, I'd rather not look like a mad cow walking on the beach. I might wear the one with the one side out, because I don't think that's going to be disastrous. But the one with the stripes? Heck. No.
Now, I know the eighties were great. And I don't mind bringing some of the 80's back. But there is a limit. I'm drawing the line at monokinis! Whose with me?
It's all a matter of opinions of course. SO comment. Tell me yours. I not gong to send you nasty emails if you disagree. Although it may not look like it, I have a life.
Anyway, I hope I get a package of Soffe shorts soon. My one Soffe short is lonely. I really want the zebra ones. They look like fun. And I want a purple pair. Soffe has cute tops though too.... Hmmmm.
I better stop myself. Anyway....

PEACE!
Thea


Is all about options though

The Thing That Got me To blog!

Forgot to post this :D :D 

Got big tests today& 2mro so I'll post later. Comment please! I know you're there. 8D

May 6^th, 2009

 

            My life consists of a few things; friends, family, fashion, music, school, and of course my love life (which I wish I had more of). Fashion is about 15% of my life (okay so maybe it’s like 112% but who’s doing the math?). Now I know that there’s the phrase “looks don’t matter”, and they don’t... to an extent. What you’re wearing reflects who you are. Got on a pair of shorts right now? That means your active or it’s really hot wherever you are… Or maybe you’re wearing your schools logo or your team uniform, that means you like your school and you like your hobbies. Or maybe you’re not like that. Maybe you have a witty shirt on that says something like “I didn’t slap you, I high-fived you in the face,” or  “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized”.  Then, you like to laugh and make people laugh. Fashion reflects you.

            It also helps others determined who you are (which I don’t care what people think, be yourself, you’ll get through life easier, trust me, been there, done that). If you happen to wear the color purple a lot, someone might think that’s your favorite color, and ask you about it until you have a random thing between you and them where one of you goes “BARNEY!” and you both crack up.

            And my favorite part of fashion is when the opposite sex notices. No, I’m not saying dress sleazy or “inappropriately” but wear something that looks good on you. Don’t just buy pants that make you look so utterly ridiculous but everyone has them. That’s one of the top worst buys EVER (and I do mean ever). But I swear it’ll make your day if that cutie that you’re dying for says something nice about you’re outfit or compliments your hair.

            My favorite clothing has to be a tank or a cami. They just make you feel fun and outgoing and I don’t know about you, but they put me in a hilarious mood. Plus, guys notice, even when you have to put a hoodie over it. The outfit that looks the best on me probably would be a cami and a pair of Soffe shorts. I’m a short, tiny person with curves that I like to accent. I prefer looking like an hourglass (people don’t want you to be skinny anymore, they want you to be you, I read the magazines, I know these things).

            Well have fun in Fashion Town. Right now I hope it gets warmer, because I’m dying to go into my outfit of choice (OFC) shown above.

            Yours fashionably,

            Thea